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    We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

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All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in read more

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.

by Henry David Thoreau Found in: Children Quotes,
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We never know the love of our parents for us until we have become parents.

We never know the love of our parents for us until we have become parents.

by Henry Ward Beecher Found in: Children Quotes,
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Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

by Victor Hugo Found in: Children Quotes,
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A person should not promise to give a child something and then not give it, because in that way the read more

A person should not promise to give a child something and then not give it, because in that way the child learns to lie.

by Babylonian Talmud Found in: Children Quotes,
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is about.

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is about.

by Unknown Found in: Children Quotes,
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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Children Quotes,
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Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children, and the one most important of all the things read more

Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children, and the one most important of all the things we can give to them is unconditional love. Not a love that depends on anything at all except that they are our children.

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In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.

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