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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does read more
If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does exist.
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve read more
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework
He who teaches children learns more than they do
He who teaches children learns more than they do
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better.
Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.