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    Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen, child. Anything can be.

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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Children Quotes,
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If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does read more

If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all nature cries aloud that He does exist.

by Voltaire Found in: Children Quotes,
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Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

by James Arthur Baldwin Found in: Children Quotes,
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve read more

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Children Quotes,
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework

by Bill Cosby Found in: Children Quotes, Comedy Quotes,
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He who teaches children learns more than they do

He who teaches children learns more than they do

by German Proverb Found in: Children Quotes,
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Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

by Martin Mull Found in: Children Quotes,
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Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better.

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better.

by Lorraine Hansberry Found in: Children Quotes,
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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