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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better.
Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better.
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.
He who teaches children learns more than they do
He who teaches children learns more than they do
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
