Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with

The idea of masculinity has now been commercialized. Femininity had been commercialized a while ago. But men, in general, have read more

The idea of masculinity has now been commercialized. Femininity had been commercialized a while ago. But men, in general, have lost what the meaning of what being a man is all about.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is read more

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.

Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight.

It is the difference between men and women, not the sameness, that creates the tension and the delight.