Maxioms by Source Unknown
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much read more
The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.
You know what a camera is? A mirror with memory.
You know what a camera is? A mirror with memory.
A friend is like a bowl of Jelly Beans... Good to the bottom of the bowl.
A friend is like a bowl of Jelly Beans... Good to the bottom of the bowl.
Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about read more
Oh goodie, goth mimes. The best of both worlds. They pretend they're trapped in a box and then whine about how cruel and unfair it is.
Never give anyone total access to your pockets, your pockets, your purse or your mind.
Never give anyone total access to your pockets, your pockets, your purse or your mind.
