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    Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

by Dorothy Parker Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

by Thucydides Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.

A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.

by Mortimer Collins Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is read more

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

by Charlotte Whitton Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

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When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

by Epperson's Law Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.

Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.

by Alan Holbrook Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call read more

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

by Warren Farrell Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

by Erica Jong Found in: The sexes Quotes,
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