Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more

Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.

Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.

Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.

Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call read more

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.