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Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead read more
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call read more
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.
Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.
The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to read more
The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to enhance their manliness. What passes for masculinity is being extracted and sold back to men. Literally in the case of Viagra.
A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
