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Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.
Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to read more
The internal qualities once said to embody manhood- sure footedness, inner strength, confidence of purpose- are merchandised to men to enhance their manliness. What passes for masculinity is being extracted and sold back to men. Literally in the case of Viagra.
Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Any girl can be glamorous; all you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.
Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.
