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Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and read more
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call read more
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead read more
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn read more
Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and vinegary and give you a headache.