Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.

Remarriage: A triumph of hope over experience.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is read more

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.

Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.