Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead read more

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is read more

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

The idea of masculinity has now been commercialized. Femininity had been commercialized a while ago. But men, in general, have read more

The idea of masculinity has now been commercialized. Femininity had been commercialized a while ago. But men, in general, have lost what the meaning of what being a man is all about.

A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.

A man's as old as he's feeling. A woman as old as she looks.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty, and I'll show you a man.

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

Men naturally despise those who court them, but respect those who do not give way to them.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.

There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.