What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a read more

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when its through, if you are a crook or a martyr.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.