Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Taxes are the sinews of the state.

Taxes are the sinews of the state.

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for read more

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

Governments last as long as the undertaxed can defend themselves from the overtaxed.

Governments last as long as the undertaxed can defend themselves from the overtaxed.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

Death and taxes are inevitable.