Death and taxes are inevitable.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for read more

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

Governments last as long as the undertaxed can defend themselves from the overtaxed.

Governments last as long as the undertaxed can defend themselves from the overtaxed.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

Taxes are the sinews of the state.

Taxes are the sinews of the state.