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    What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Death and taxes are inevitable.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

by Thomas C. Haliburton Found in: Tax Quotes,
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The power to tax involves the power to destroy.

The power to tax involves the power to destroy.

by John Marshall Found in: Tax Quotes,
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Taxes are the sinews of the state.

Taxes are the sinews of the state.

by Cicero Found in: Tax Quotes,
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The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

by Anonymous Found in: Tax Quotes,
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Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

by F. J. Raymond Found in: Tax Quotes, Taxes Quotes,
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To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

by Edmund Burke Found in: Tax Quotes,
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Governments last as long as the undertaxed can defend themselves from the overtaxed.

Governments last as long as the undertaxed can defend themselves from the overtaxed.

by Bernard Berenson Found in: Tax Quotes,
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Read my lips. No new taxes!

Read my lips. No new taxes!

by George Bush Found in: Tax Quotes,
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The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

by Bill Vaughan Found in: Tax Quotes,
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