What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a read more

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when its through, if you are a crook or a martyr.

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for read more

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The power to tax involves the power to destroy.

The power to tax involves the power to destroy.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.