The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The power to tax involves the power to destroy.

The power to tax involves the power to destroy.