What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.

The power to tax involves the power to destroy.

The power to tax involves the power to destroy.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

Never before have so many been taken for so much and left with so little.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.