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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a read more
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when its through, if you are a crook or a martyr.
To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.
To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.
Taxes are the sinews of the state.
Taxes are the sinews of the state.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Governments last as long as the undertaxed can defend themselves from the overtaxed.
Governments last as long as the undertaxed can defend themselves from the overtaxed.
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.
The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.
Death and taxes are inevitable.
Death and taxes are inevitable.