Taxes are the sinews of the state.

Taxes are the sinews of the state.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a read more

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when its through, if you are a crook or a martyr.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

The tax collector must love poor people--he's creating so many of them.

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for read more

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

Death and taxes are inevitable.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.

The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.