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    My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
    (explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982)

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There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me read more

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.

by Jack Nicklaus Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.

I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.

by John Kruk Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

by Joe Garagiola Found in: Sports Quotes,
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He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
(on the read more

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
(on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota, 1996.)

by Lou Duva Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

by George Carlin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.

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Those who complain how the ball bounces are often the ones who dropped it.

Those who complain how the ball bounces are often the ones who dropped it.

by Unknown Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

by Jim Finks Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Spencer's running across field calling out, 'come inside me, come inside me.'

Spencer's running across field calling out, 'come inside me, come inside me.'

by Sky Found in: Sports Quotes,
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