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    My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
    (explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 1982)

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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

by Robert Lynd Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Every time you go out on the ice, there are slight flaws. You can always think of something you should read more

Every time you go out on the ice, there are slight flaws. You can always think of something you should have done better. These are the things you must work on.

by Dorothy Hamill Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered read more

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.

by Ted Williams Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

by Joe Theismann Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

by Reggie Jackson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

by Robert M. Hutchins Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I've won at every level, except college and pro.

I've won at every level, except college and pro.

by Shaquille O'neal Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

by Joe E. Lewis Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's read more

Is it normal to wake up in the morning in a sweat because you can't wait to beat another human's guts out?

by Joe Kapp Found in: Sports Quotes,
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