Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

Soccer players can do it for 90 minutes in all positions!

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

I'll be back.
(five days after being pummeled in his fight with Mike Tyson.)

I'll be back.
(five days after being pummeled in his fight with Mike Tyson.)

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.