The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you.

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go read more

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
(on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991)

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.
(on his coach, John Jenkins, 1991)

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

Other sports play once a week but this sport is with us every day.

A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.

A good coach will make his players see what they can be rather than what they are.