I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids read more

I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.
(on being a role model)

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a read more

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

The only one who can beat me is me.

The only one who can beat me is me.

I'll let the racket do the talking.

I'll let the racket do the talking.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars read more

The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a dime.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.