Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to read more

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

I don't care what the tape says. I didn't say it.

Nobody roots for Goliath.

Nobody roots for Goliath.

I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)

I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)

Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.

Olympism is the marriage of sport and culture.