I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.

I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player.

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball.

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
(recounting what he told a player read more

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
(recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D)

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

Quick guys get tired; big guys don't shrink.

Quick guys get tired; big guys don't shrink.

thatll be helpful because we have guys on this club that have trouble reading the nameplate on their locker to read more

thatll be helpful because we have guys on this club that have trouble reading the nameplate on their locker to find their clothes after a
game

Focus on competition has always been a formula for mediocrity.

Focus on competition has always been a formula for mediocrity.