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    If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

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I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

by Joe Garagiola Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and read more

There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and it is no more ignoble to attend a wrestled performance of suffering than a performance of the sorrows of Arnolphe or Andromaque.

by Roland Barthes Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father

by Greg Norman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
(on the read more

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.
(on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota, 1996.)

by Lou Duva Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

by Hunter S. Thompson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.

by Tug Mcgraw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Athletes have studied how to leap and how to survive the leap some of the time and return to the read more

Athletes have studied how to leap and how to survive the leap some of the time and return to the ground. They don't always do it well. But they are our philosophers of actual moments and the body and soul in them, and of our maneuvers in our emergencies and longings.

by Harold Brodkey Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

by Harry Carpenter Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best read more

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

by Bill Veeck Found in: Sports Quotes,
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