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    If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can read more

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

by George Carlin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I strongly believe the black culture spends too much time, energy and effort raising, praising, and teasing our black children read more

I strongly believe the black culture spends too much time, energy and effort raising, praising, and teasing our black children about the dubious glories of professional sports.

by Arthur Ashe Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

Most skiers are really motorcyclists in cute clothes.

by Bob Wilkerson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

by Dean Martin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

by Vince Lombardi Found in: Sports Quotes,
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What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part read more

What is both surprising and delightful is that spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game... There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

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The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

by Mrs. Jamieson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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To free the mind from the habit of competition, we must see in detail the process by which the mind read more

To free the mind from the habit of competition, we must see in detail the process by which the mind is ensnared by competition.

by Marguerite Beecher Found in: Sports Quotes,
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