They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

They can't fire me because my family buys too many tickets.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

I'm a golfer -- not an athlete.

Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)

Raise the urinals.
(on how management could keep the Braves on their toes)

I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make read more

People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000.