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How can we hope to remain economically competitive in a world in which... 90% of Dutch high-school students take advanced read more
How can we hope to remain economically competitive in a world in which... 90% of Dutch high-school students take advanced math courses and 100% of teachers in Germany have double majors, while the best we can say about our pocket of excellence is that 75% of [American] students have learned to critique tactfully?.
Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.
Always root for the winner. That way you won't be disappointed.
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated read more
It wasn't as easy as you think. It's hard to stay awake that long.
(after his team had defeated Whitman 70-30)
The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)
The game was closer than the score indicated.
(after a 1-0 game)
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
World records are only borrowed.
World records are only borrowed.
Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)
Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
(on sportswriters)
I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.
I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.