Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

Trade's proud empire hastes to swift decay.

Trade's proud empire hastes to swift decay.

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch.

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch.

High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation.

High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation.

Honour sinks where commerce long prevails.

Honour sinks where commerce long prevails.

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.

To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.

It's not your salary that makes you rich, it's your spending habits.

It's not your salary that makes you rich, it's your spending habits.