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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.
To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.
Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard).
Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard).
Business is a lot like a game of tennis — those who serve well usually end up winning
Business is a lot like a game of tennis — those who serve well usually end up winning
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.
There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.
Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops.
Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops.
Business today consists in persuading crowds.
Business today consists in persuading crowds.
About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
