Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a read more

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.

Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A film is a petrified fountain of thought.

A film is a petrified fountain of thought.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take read more

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.