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If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.
Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more
Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.
The film begins with the title card from an Old Arabian Proverb: And the Prophet said, 'And lo, the beast read more
The film begins with the title card from an Old Arabian Proverb: And the Prophet said, 'And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day, it was as one dead.'
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways
That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways
Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.
Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking.
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more entertaining to watch the scratches.
If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more entertaining to watch the scratches.