I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been read more

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself.

Follow your instincts. That's where true wisdom manifests itself.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take read more

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, read more

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.