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The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a read more

The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.

by Angela Carter Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

by Ogden Nash Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

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A small family is soon provided for.

A small family is soon provided for.

by Marvin Kitman Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

She'd have you spew up what you've drunk when you were out.

by Caecilius Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.

by Robert Bloch Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind read more

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

by Irwin Corey Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

It is the woman who chooses the man who will choose her.

by Paul Geraldy Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A commitment to sexual equality with males is a commitment to becoming the rich instead of the poor, the rapist read more

A commitment to sexual equality with males is a commitment to becoming the rich instead of the poor, the rapist instead of the raped, the murderer instead of the murdered.

by Andrea Dworkin Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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