I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

I married beneath me. All women do.

I married beneath me. All women do.

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that read more

Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if read more

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.