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Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does read more
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the read more
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong.
The woman who is known only through a man is known wrong.
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who read more
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.
There is always a chance that he who sets himself up as his brother's keeper will end up by being read more
There is always a chance that he who sets himself up as his brother's keeper will end up by being his jail-keeper.