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Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that read more
Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the read more
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they read more
Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.