Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.

Men play the game; women know the score

Men play the game; women know the score

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much read more

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much for them; but he becomes impatient if he is required to give them up

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.