No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

A prudent man should always follow in the footsteps of great men and imitate those who have been outstanding. If read more

A prudent man should always follow in the footsteps of great men and imitate those who have been outstanding. If his own prowess fails to compare with theirs, at least it has an air of greatness about it.

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way read more

Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.