Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much read more

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much for them; but he becomes impatient if he is required to give them up

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does read more

I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

. . . while men represent powerful activity as assertion and aggression, women in contrast portray acts of nurturance as read more

. . . while men represent powerful activity as assertion and aggression, women in contrast portray acts of nurturance as acts of strength.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.