Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of men.

A man is a God in ruins.

A man is a God in ruins.

What men and women need is encouragement. . . . Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him read more

What men and women need is encouragement. . . . Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him of his virtues. Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

All of the men on my staff can type.

All of the men on my staff can type.