. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so read more

A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so he escapes the suffering.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

All of the men on my staff can type.

All of the men on my staff can type.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. read more

Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, we are scared, weak, and fragile. Men, not women, are the weaker sex.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.