Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph read more

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph of Truth

Men play the game; women know the score

Men play the game; women know the score

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.