There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.

There are three classes of men; the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive.