Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at read more

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in read more

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.