As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves.

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much read more

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much for them; but he becomes impatient if he is required to give them up

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.