A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph read more

A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph of Truth

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.