There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Man is not the enemy here, but the fellow victim.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even read more

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t'were his own.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - read more

A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.

All of the men on my staff can type.

All of the men on my staff can type.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in read more

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.