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Men are what their mothers made them
Men are what their mothers made them
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one read more
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so read more
A wise man, recognizing that the world is but an illusion, does not act as if it is real, so he escapes the suffering.
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those read more
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.
Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be
Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be
