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Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even read more
Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t'were his own.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.
All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those read more
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.
There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.
There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded.
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.