As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

Men play the game; women know the score

Men play the game; women know the score

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them read more

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it read more

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it, nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to suffer what other men have invented . . .

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold.

Men are what their mothers made them

Men are what their mothers made them

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.