Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man read more

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

Love is blind,but marriage is an eye opener.

Love is blind,but marriage is an eye opener.