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    Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

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Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

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What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder; God will
take care of that.

What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder; God will
take care of that.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

by Tommy Manville Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage equality changed life for people.

Marriage equality changed life for people.

by Andrew Cuomo Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him
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The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him
so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

by Gloria Swanson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

by Joe Murray Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are read more

Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such as are in the institution wish to get out, and such as are out wish to get in?

by Ralph Waldo Emerson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I
twice failed rather disgracefully.

Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I
twice failed rather disgracefully.

by Bill Cosby Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The read more

A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.

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