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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll
be happy; if not, you'll read more
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll
be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
The homegrown tomato is best
(in reference to choosing a marriage partner).
The homegrown tomato is best
(in reference to choosing a marriage partner).
Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I
twice failed rather disgracefully.
Lasting harmony with a woman (was) an undertaking in which I
twice failed rather disgracefully.
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.