Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

The heart of marriage is memories.

The heart of marriage is memories.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been
extracted.

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

I have always thought that every woman should marry, and no man.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who read more

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.

If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.