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    I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

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Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

by Herbert Spencer Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.

by Peter De Vries Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

by Katharine Hepburn Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.

Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.

by Washington Irving Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

by Andre Maurois Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always read more

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.

by Sydney Smith Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

by Henry Youngman Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

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Marriage equality changed life for people.

Marriage equality changed life for people.

by Andrew Cuomo Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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