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    I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.

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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.

by Tommy Manville Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man read more

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

by Homer Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their read more

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a lot of overlapping.

by Mignon Mclaughlin Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

by Paul Hornung Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with read more

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.

by George Levinger Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all read more

A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

by Zsa Zsa Gabor Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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