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    Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

by Clint Eastwood Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

by Katharine Hepburn Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Experience, though non auctoritee
Were in this world, is right ynough to me
To speke of wo read more

Experience, though non auctoritee
Were in this world, is right ynough to me
To speke of wo that is in mariage. . . .

by Geoffrey Chaucer Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll
be happy; if not, you'll read more

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll
be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

by Carrie P. Snow Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

by Benjamin Disraeli Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.

by Andre Maurois Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

by Doug Larson Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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