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    Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with read more

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.

by George Levinger Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

by Max Kauffman Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

by Clint Eastwood Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

by Billy Connolly Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

by Carrie P. Snow Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man read more

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

by Barbra Streisand Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

It's not beauty but fine qualities, my girl, that keep a husband.

by Euripides Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet read more

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.

by Sydney J. Harris Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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