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    Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I don't regret it. You make read more

I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I don't regret it. You make choices. If you want a good marriage, you must pay attention to that. If you want to be independent, go ahead. You can't have it all.

by Lauren Bacall Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

by Rita Rudner Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

by Prince Philip Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal.

A good marriage is like a good trade: Each thinks he got the better deal.

by Ivern Ball Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy read more

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

by Max Kauffman Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he read more

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

by James H Boren Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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