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    Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

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The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.

by Peter De Vries Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with read more

What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.

by George Levinger Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

by Billy Connolly Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on read more

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

by Josh Billings Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

by Helen Rowland Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

by Paul Hornung Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their read more

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a lot of overlapping.

by Mignon Mclaughlin Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he read more

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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