A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

A great catch is like watching girls go by the last one you see is always the prettiest.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get read more

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, read more

Most beautiful but dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it, because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I date this girl for two years, and then the nagging starts: 'I wanna know your name!'

I am fond of children--except boys.

I am fond of children--except boys.

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me read more

Last night I discovered a new form of oral contraceptive. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said no.