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When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low read more
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness
Inebriate of air am I,
And debauchee of dew,
Reeling, through endless summer days,
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Inebriate of air am I,
And debauchee of dew,
Reeling, through endless summer days,
From inns of molten blue.
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
It's a long time between drinks.
It's a long time between drinks.
What harm in drinking can there be,
Since punch and life so well agree?
What harm in drinking can there be,
Since punch and life so well agree?
Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring read more
Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!"
How gracious those dews of solace that over my senses fall
At the clink of the ice in the read more
How gracious those dews of solace that over my senses fall
At the clink of the ice in the pitcher the boy brings up the
hall.