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When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?
When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
 Inebriate of air am I,
 And debauchee of dew,
  Reeling, through endless summer days,
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 Inebriate of air am I,
 And debauchee of dew,
  Reeling, through endless summer days,
   From inns of molten blue. 
 Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle?
 He was all for love and a little for the bottle.  
 Did you ever hear of Captain Wattle?
 He was all for love and a little for the bottle. 
 If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus, 
what advantageth it me, if the read more 
 If after the manner of men I have fought with beasts at Ephesus, 
what advantageth it me, if the dead rise not? let us eat and 
drink; for to morrow we die. 
Of course one should not drink much, but often.
Of course one should not drink much, but often.
Call things by their right names - Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appropriate read more
Call things by their right names - Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appropriate name; ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation.